- Ecogeofemme detroyed the periodic table, because Ecogeofemme only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Ecogeofemme can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
- Ecogeofemme is so bad she makes viruses sick. As such, ecogeofemme is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.
- When Ecogeofemme enters a room, she doesn't turn the lights on. She turns the dark off.
- Ecogeofemme crossed the road. No one has ever dared question her motives.
- Ecogeofemme can strangle you with a cordless phone.
- Ecogeofemme can tie her shoes with her feet.
As seen at Thoughts From the Waiting Room
Get yours here.
2 comments:
what was that about a wheelie on a unicycle? grin. Oh, congrads on your debt-free status as well as for joining scientiae...I meant to get a post for that but something happened with the time. sigh.
It's the image of tying one's shoes with one's feet that cracks me up.
Post a Comment